si Cina sepet atau si Mat Saleh putih???

hahaha....post ni tujuan nye utk berbrag sikitlaaa...so sila jgn jeles...Nak jeles jgak, haaa kisah ape aku kan.

Hokay. aritu aq pegi ushar2 kjap kdai VCD. cetak rompaklaaa...saje nak tengok2...kot citer ape yg dok 'terbako' skarang. jurujualnye org cina...mase aq tgh belek2 VCD-VCD tu.. die ckpla utk promote VCD-VCD yg ade...x tahannye..ape yg die cakap..,

"haaa...ip man lo...chow yun fatt lo......" die ingat aq cina! hahahhaha....its okay.. i got that a LOT. hahalk.
mase periksa agame, time SPM dulu pon same..adeke pengawas periksa x bagi aq paper agame. die nak bagi aq paper moral...HAHHAHAH....sah-sah bunyi aq mengangkat bakul ni!...hah

Tapi aq x sure...kawan aq ckap aq mcm mat saleh... part mne yg mat saleh pun haku x tau...Tpi yg tu diorg ckp so, aq terima dengan senang hati. hahahha...Tpi aq mcm nak mengiakan yg aq ni mcm Mat Saleh.. aq terperasan jgak aq ni kononnye duduk London....wahahaha...seronok je aq feeling2 arini..

Okay tu je yg dapat aq repekkan hari ni....banyak je cerita....cuma xde mase and, x tau nak susun ayat... citer live lagi memuaskan..dgn expression muka, intonasi..baru feel! hhaha
ok signing off.

kasi hentam

holla.! da lame x buat report. so di mlm ni akan kutuliskan kisah sehari-harian aq. Totally random. SO, cerita2 akan bercampur aduk la ye..

Di tengah-tengah aq sibuk kerja... hari selase aritu... aq ternmpak Tomok kau... haaa... kurus je die., tgh dokong anak baby die. aq ingat aq sorg perasan., rupenye akak yg keje dgn aq pun.,perasan. konfem kelas makcik nih.

Politik. Biarlah diprivasikan. Rasionalisme is what needed!

Masterchef. haaa kann citer masak2 mmg bestlaaa. Tapi., yg lakhanatnye psal season Masterchef kali ni, ialah TOOOOOOOOO MUUUUCH DRAMAA! melampau. melampau. and sangat melampau.! Ade ke patut mintak ketua kumpulan tetapkan ahli team utk acara penyingkiran????!!! 2 KALI BUKAN SEKALI! jahanam punya director. Ni mesti director yg pernah jadi director utk Akademi Fantasia ni. banyak situasi2 yg drama2. konfem. Si director tuh xde job kot. Then, tangkap muat masuk Masterchef kononnye bagi panas ckit., rating naik. haram!!! makin menyampah nak tgk. mase masak makin pendek. 45min ke 1 jam. mase utk dalam pantri 2 min. Lagi sorg perangai Zain Saidin. sorrylaaaa....

tu je buat mase nih..report ini disediakan oleh nizamhavoc.ditaja oleh energy 24kcal. dibantu oleh bantal di atas katil dalam bilik.

Salon potong rambut

Good Morning peeps! haaa...di pagi sabtu ni, jgnla rajin2 sgt. tgk tv , makan dah cukup...haha.

Ok., ni nak citer ni........, semalam cadangnye nak pegi gunting rambut. Almaklula nak dkat sebulan lebih rambut ni maintain je ..panjangla die. Alkisahnye.,smalam pergilah salon gunting rambut pkul 7 malam (salon tu unisex hey). So, dtg2 je tgk tgh ade 2 org makcik tgh buat rambut. macam lame prosesnye nmpak...siap ade stim machine bgai. Tapi org kate belum cube belum tahu., so masuk tanye dkat owner kdai tu,

"aunty lame lagi x?"
aunty tu balas teragak-agak.."lme sikit".. Die taula kan mcm mane lamenye. dah 2 kpale nak disental. Lepastu tanye la lagi.."agak-agak dlm pkul brape siap aunty?"
X sempat aunty tu nak balas , sampuk sorg makcik yg rambut die mcm sarang tebuan nih, "dlam pkul 8 siap."...hohoi banggenye makcik nih. Aq pon dalm hati mcm malas nak tunggu., balik la umah dulu..Lepas maghrib baru aq dtg balik.. Agak-agak sempatkan....

So , dlm 7.30 aq da dkat kedai tu.., duduklaaa...bace2 magazines kdai aunty tu...hilangla boring..X lame lepastu makcik2 ni startla... die punye gossip., x termasuk aunty tu. Sorang makcik ni tanye dkat makcik lagi sorg nih. "Anak mne?"
die jwab,.. "skola" ..
tanye lagi, "anak bpe?", die jawab " 2 org. anak saye kembar."
pastu die"oohhhh yeke....mmg ade genetik ke ?"..,"a.ah mak saye ade kembar.,saye daptla kembar"
die balas, "cukup?"..,die balas., cukupla . 2 skali kluar. cukupla tu"
lpastu makcik ke-2 ni plak bersoal jawab., "akak anak bpe?"
makcik pertame balas., "sorg je" kebetulan plak anak die yg sorg tu mmg ade dkat situ tunggu die lepas balik skola..,perempuan.

Die tanye lagi., "eh cukupke akak?" die jawab "cukupla".., die tanye "akak umor brape?"
die balas.,"41" .,pastu makcik tu punn.,"eh x nmpakla kak!" ala-ala terkejut la tu kan..
Pastu macik pertame ckp..," akak mmg da target dpt anak pertame..,hah cukupla. Tula sorg. Akak x suke sgt bebudak ni.." sentap anak die pikir ape dngar mak die ckp mcm tu! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.......dengan aq2 skali sentap..terkejut x tau nak ckp ape.

Dahlaaa rambut korg tu lame nak di buat....hugh pkul 9mlm aq balik umah.!

los oportunistas

'Pengambil kesempatan'. hahah..ni yg susah ni.. Pandai kan org skang ambik kesempatan. Yang kite pun da dpt bau ape yg die nak cube buat., ape lagi cepat2 cabut lari., its the best solution . Cukupla konflik yg ade., xyah nak kasi fening2 lagi ye. Adios

superstar or pornstar?

Skarang ni aq x phm dgn dunia artis Hollywood.,terutamenye yg penynyi. Aq bertanye sekejap, adekah mereka penyanyi ataupun pelakon lucah sukarela????!!!! kerja menyanyi dgn suare dah sedap is way too cool makcik pakcik... setahu aq. diorg menyanyi dari hati dorg. its their passion..

Aq rase dgn menyanyi dgn tulus ikhlas da bole tarik banyak peminat..perluke pakai baju-baju yg tahap pendedahan kulitnye hampir 100%. Kalau bole...tunjuk je sume. Setakat nak tutup sipi-sipi je baik x perlu. Lagi senang tayang hundred percent! Senang. video muzik ko laku.., dengan kau-kau pun laku., walaupun bekedut.

yg satu ni tgk..penyanyi die Kelly Rowland. Tajuk lagu 'Elephant'(what a n irony!)

Dahsat x dahsat pakaian die..tambah pulak dgn pose mcm tu..haih mcm x cukup lebar kerusi tu ekkk. Sayang ke nak tunjuk abis kak?? hahah melampau aq. Xdela... aq minat fesyen., but not like this.. its just cheap! Seolah-olah lagu tu x sedap. and nak cover.,hah bagi pakai baju kain x siap. kalau kulit putih mulus xpe. Ini., hah ........ade mate, pandai-pandaila nilai.

peace out !

In the end all you’ll ever have in life is your family, so keep them close, while you still have them around.

Just thinking how fortunate we are to have a very responsible parents, who do care for us since we were baby up till adult. If our parents are different from others parents, and you're feeling unfair of it.,please don't be. If they are strict and harsh on you., bear with them. Trust me, they has a thousands of good reason behind it.. It's that they are in their best, to give us a good lesson of life that a stranger could not afford to do so. I beg you, to respect your parents, obey their respective regulations and please ,please,please as a muslim, care for their heart and feelings.
..and have a meaningful life

selepas seminggu goyang kaki.

hohohhoohh..hello kak B. Akhirnye ...,PASUM was over...kinda late i think. yes..,dan aq pon dah lame x update ruang ni sejak lpas skola lgi. hahha malaslaa..Tapi lepas PASUM ni.. Kak Pah menggunakan taktik2 negotiationnye utk memakse aq update blog nih. bosan katenye...nak main komen2 dgn si ahnaf, setakat bedua x cukup forum.. tiga org ni bolela meriahkan majlis kut. kahkah..(mcm nerd je)

AAHHHA.! btw, ckp pasal blog ni... mase aq sebok dgn jutaan assaiment dulu...,aq adelaaa menjenguk gedik2 kejap dkat org punye blog. Maria Elena, Meriah Uolls..,haaa setakat 2 tu je laa mampu..Mampooo?! at first i strongly dislike Maria's blog and her videos. It's just my personal opinions. But then, i permanently got attracted to her videos on youtube. Man oh man..,now i finally got things figured out. She is totally a-meyh-zink!

Moving on., this cuti. WOW! A whale of time ahead of me. x tau lagi sepenuhnye nak buat ape...setakat ni nak penuhi cite2 iaitu dok mendongak depan tv selepas lame aq tinggalkann'nye'...hahha rindu tv.Antare citer2 yg dijadualkan utk tgk muka aq..adalah..haha...Masterchef selebriti, The Voive S4, the mindy project and hahaha mungkin drama2 yg sebenanye membosankan dan predictable..*cliche'

the play is very comedic..make me laugh .totally

syukur...

salam! syukur alhamdulillah ,, kaki dah sembuh...
terima kasih kpd sesape yg mendoakan kesejahteraanku...
thanx a lott, syukur...

humm so mcm mne cuti??
aku?
heish banyak masalah btol...x abis2 ngn konflik..
dgn family laaaaa....

aq agak bngang ckitlaaa...cuti xdela membosankan sgt..,
at least aq dpt jumpe frens lame...
walopun skejap...
the spirit still remain the same...
i hope it'll last for life!!!
amin......

hot news!!

SELAMAT PAGI SASSY PEOPLE!!!!!

hahaha....hari bru,citer bru....

nnti akan ade akaun khas utk MONSTER...

yes!! MONSTER...

what is it 4?

i wonder?

akaun ni untuk geng2 monster pamerkan hasil2 gambar

yg mnarik utk diamati...kami akn bukak akaun fb,ms and tgkla kalo bole blog pon sme..

heheh

very excited!!!

hope the viewers will support and submit a

comment 2 encourage us...

ade 3 org CEO dlm company ni...

aq, NIZAM,FARA,NADRA...

till we meet soon!!!

Have a Very Bokeh Christmas on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

aq suke gile gambar nih!!!

teringin nak ade blog yg colourful cengginih!!

BDAK LAKI SORG NIH..

Hai! selamat pagi...ape khbar? sihatla harapnye...hari isnin...

masih lagi sakit...bingung ngan kerenah org yg bergelar kwn...susahla kalo kwn mcm nih...

tape2...

hum..,

ape nk buat he, cuti ni,..rase nk melukis plak., mcm bebudak 10 tahun. Tpi aq jamin bdak umur 10 tahun skang pon da x lyn warne2 nih..yela dunie berubah...Wahhhh...! da mcm ahli falsafah plak aq berbicare, ye x ye?

Weni mastura, ko pnye blog lawa laaaaaaa....!!!!

crazy damn hot ko pnye blog..

aq teringin nk decorate style aq tpi x tahu....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nnti ko tolongla ajar kwn ko sorg nih...

by the way,

aq dnga ko slalu mengadu psal friendship..,

aq rase 4 the time being baik ko fokuskan je kt future ko...

xya runsing2 ape org kate kt ko!

that's all 4 now

byebye

kamsa-hammida!!

(x tau btol ke x)

missing..scare..sick

salam..,,bile da cuti ni kan., kwn2 yg dok asrama sume da balik kan?

rase rindu sgt kt dorg.., tpi x tahula dorg still ingat kt kite ke x?

mcm org biase kate...,setiap pertemuan tu pasti ade perpisahan..,

btol x?

kalo x, buktikan!

teringin nak ade perjumpaan reramai..,tpi mesti sume ade hal ngan kwn baru...

hum...,memandangkan exam da over..,time kuar result mesti ade..,so,

i guest there's must be some unwanted markahs..tell u!

heih..,aq x sure mcm mne result...asal x gagal syukurlaa..

sambung cerita kaki aq..,mmg sakit sgt..,sampai susa nak jln.

asal pijak bumi je mau merengek aq..,rendam air panas je mau menggeliat bdn aq..

hummm...x taulaa...korg doakanla kaki aq cpat sembuh..amin..

sebenarnye risau sgt nih..hahah~~~

takut....

HOLLA---day!!!

halloo.,hallo!!! da lme aq x bkak blog nih..huh firstly..,selamat cuti!!

4 bdak skola mcm aq nih..,mmg cutila paling dinanti2kan!

heh korg pon same...,jgn nak kelentong..

sbab cuti paling dinantikan ..,

• mid-year exam da abes


• no more dtg skola dgn hati yg takut


• bole tido!!!


• yooohooo.

Aq harap cuti ni...,mmg menyeronokkan..,

PERCUTIAN 2 MINGGU START NOW!!!!

haa.....,bru hari ke 2 cuti..,kaki aq da sakit...x tau nape

dkat jari kaki ni mcm bengkak2 !!!huhu ksian...takut jgak...kalo2 penyakit trok.pastu pgi klinik.,doktor bagila antibiotik,krim sapu and lain2. Semoga cpat sembuh..

havoc-ing week

hai,hai,hai!!!
bertemu kembali di sini..
ce wah...ayat..., nak muntah,,!
ha......nak citer 1st week skola...
1st day,, mcm besa...mmg bzy...dgn koperasi lagi....
2nd day...bru dpt tahu klas...cikgu..., pn. aidawati...,
ble masok klas je.... mcm da tau..., klas ni mmg gempak!!!
ooo....!!!!

stiap ari balik uma lmbat....
tu da biase laaaa....bbabe..


tpi..., yg paling klaka...,
bile, aiman buat aktiviti 'ice breaking' mse pn. Mas...
die kate...,
" my name is nurul aiman syuhada bt. mohamad.., u can call me, Dada."
hahahahahahahahhhaha.............!!!
satu klas pecah prot......!!!
nak tegelak denga name dada,, org sume besa panggil aiman...
bajet wanita melayu terakhir....hahahah

papepon....
sorry aiman a.k.a. Dada....

kputusan PMR..

hahaha....

kputusan PMR da kuar...

hari khmis tu mase mnunggu mmg giler ....

jantung ni berdegup gile-gile

mase tu cikgu rosmawati dtg tetibe plok fiqa n isya..

aq plik gile..

pastu, cikgu pndng aq ckp

"1B.."

aq pon plik...giler

petande...ke ni..

pastu tibela..waktu pengumuman kputusan...

mase 8A, nme aq tade...

means...,btol la aq dpt 7A 1B

pastu cikgu surya ckp...

"seterusnya...MOHD KHAIRUL NIZAM BIN MAHYUDIN"

mmgaq bersyukur mase tu...

walopun ta dpt 8A..

ok la..

B tu agame...

heheheh...

just..

aq bengang giler tak tau ape nak ckp!!

sorg kwn nih..

sumenye same...

24.12.2009

tarikh yg sume bdak form 3 nanti-nantikan...
aq pon cuak gak...



stiap pagi aku bangun... aku terpikir kan mende nih...
dlm minggu ni straight aq mimpi pasal skola....
hahahah.....takot....~...~

hari kahwin...

haha...
hari ni kene gi kenduri kahwin anak pk cik pian kat batu caves...
hahahha.....bkan kuil tu...tpi area situ....
rase klaka jee,,, yelaa..
mne slalu jumpe pak cik pian tu...
yela....adek bradek belah ayah ramai sgt....


pastu balek singgah Bata jap...almaklumlah...skola nak dkat,,,
so pepahamlaa...
ni result nak dkat...skola pon nak dkat..
bilik x kmas lagy...yela
habis PMR je tros biarkan buku2 form 3 tu atas meja
of course...besepah...

hahah...

gemok...

skang aq tgh dlm jadual utk kuruskan badan..

hahaha....taon 2009 ni...mnaikkan berat badan aq...

heisshhh... tensen..,tensenn!